Listen to your heart.: September 2011

Friday, September 30, 2011

Silly stuff !

It's a very boring day recently.
Well did lots of silly stuff thou :/
Especially one very silly and stupid..
Gahhhh!! =.="

On thursday afternoon..
I went for oldtown gathering with yin ying and schoolmates.
Then I parked behind old town.
On Thursday is 29th of september.
And afternoon usually we'll put parking ticket..
Then I very clever on that day.
I put parking ticket.
Damn I put 28th of september..
Then I still very proud and tell baoshian that I got put parking ticket.
Then when I walked back to my car..
I was like WTH!?
Why there's a saman ticket?!
And god!!
I go and check..
And yin ying told me today is 29th not 28th..
Gahh!! :/
Got so frustrated.
My 5 dollar just flew away again ):

Then there's one thing even stupid.
I was watching tv and while cleaning my ear's dirts..
I was cleaning and cleaning..
I suddenly poke my ear..
I was like WTF?!
Damn hurt man ):
I'm so scare that I will deaf and I quickly ask my mom to see whether it bleed..
And ask my sister to shout and let me know whether my hearing is working..
Thank god!! I still can hear..

Today I even asked a very stupid question.
I forgotten who asked me : what 凉茶you wanna make for dai lou?
Me : huh? Got many types of 凉茶?!
Joann, Tracy and William were laughing.
William : got a lot. Got 薏米菊花罗汉果 etc..
I was like =.="
And I turned to Jeanne and say : why u didn't tell me got so many types?
Jeanne say : I thought u already know?
Me : I don't know ler, you also didn't tell me. But I don't know how to make 凉茶..
Jeanne : go learn la. Very easy only.. Everything throw inside then can already..
I was like O.o seriously.. I don't know make tea. Because I'm not 黄子祥 that always 'lim teh' xD
Well, but still will learn ):
I'm such a failure.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Hilarious part 2.

I accidentally deleted my happy day post and my boy told me our happy day is in our memories <3
Awwww~ happy (:
Not that sad anymore <3 <3
Well, not going to repeat the same stuff.
So I will continue my hilarious part.

As I said, left the shop and walk to a shop call OL.
There not much choice until the auntie took out one piece of red dress.
And it's pretty!
But problem is the clothes is cotton.
And make my butt looks ultra small.
Most of all ! Not the detail I wanted.
And I tried on few dress and told the aunty that I will think about it.
And while I'm leaving...
I saw Catherine they'll again.

They didn't bought any dress too.
I guess they can't get the dress they desired.
So, I continue and search..
Then ta-da!
I found boutique near pantai selamat..

Firstly I entered the zsa zsa and mostly selling long dinner dress..
I look thru few dresses and i decided to take few to test to wear it.
So, I took 2.
Ad I tried it on.
Look at myself in d mirror !
I was what the hell..
I wear like super long dress that can help auntie mop the floor and ! I wear like pajamas.
Looks fugly on me.
And aunty said ; I can cut for you.
I said ; oh okay.
Then tried on another dress.
Look at the mirror!
What..?!
Look so loose and I'm damn freaking thin and short ! Doesn't look nice on me at all.
Thinking.. Should get fatter a bit.

And at last !!!
Decided to look around again.
Devastated.
Then I walked to the next door..
And...
I saw 2 rich aunties buying clothes..
And the shop keeper were 2 pretty ladies.
Then I kept on look and look around.. And walk the second round.
And one of the aunties went back home and one more aunty is in d stores talking to the young lady.
And I saw a dress and I picked it up an told the girl that I wanna try it on.

And the aunty was looking at me and said to the girl ; 为什么你没有介绍我这个..?
The girl : 因为这个没有你的size
Aunty : 那个小妹妹穿到? ( me )
The girl : 应该可以的.
Aunty said to me : 小妹妹你去穿给我看看你一定穿到很好看
I said : oh.
And I walked to the changing room and change.
When I open the curtain..
Aunty said : 哇你穿到很好看但是问题是你的叉烧包不够大你要把它变大包
I'm so awkward and shy man.
Means I don't have a big breast and no need say in front of the shop keeper.
Aunty said : 你去买加垫变大包
I just kept on smiling silly.
Can you tell how awkward ?!
My face is damn red..
The aunty later gave me suggestion and ask me try on many dresses!
I'm like her real life barbie doll.
She said : 我的女儿很普通的牛仔裤包鞋哪里像现在的女生穿美美小妹妹穿到好看
Actually I'm extremely happy xD
Hahah aunty say me pretty.
After trying few clothes, I decided to buy the first one but still not sure so I decided to call my sis and ask her to see.
Then she said okay then I bought the dress (:
Well, first time aunty talked so much an treat me like a barbie doll.
I can't stop laughing at it.

(:

The journey must go on !

AHHHHHH!
I accidentally deleted my ' happy day (: ' post !!!!
I'm super sad lorh... Wasted quite some time to finish it perfectly ))):
And can't be restore !!!
T.T

Now this
Post
Should
Be
Super
Sad
Day!

T.T

Hilarious.

Once upon a time..
There was a girl...
That girl name olivia..
She wanted to attend a dinner at MS garden..
So, she decided...
To go look for the pretty dress...

On a beautiful afternoon..
After my late brunch, I went for driving around Kuantan!
While I was driving and driving..
I was thinking how about I go the boutique shops near teatime..
So turned inside and look for parking..

But NO PARKING!
that's what I hate the most about driving..
NO PARKING.
So decided to turn one more round.
Damn, what an unlucky day.
So I forget about it and decided to go air putih to look for dress.

There's a shop near midashi.
I bought my old dinner dress there, so I think there should be pretty dress.
When I got in, nobody is inside!!
I was calling : hello, anyone?
( sounds dumb if nobody inside and like I'm talking to myself )
And somebody opened the door and it's a kid !!!
Omg, a lil girl I think aged 5-6.
I was looking around and the little girl kept on looking at me..
It's soooo awkward.
Then she asked me : jiejie, 你要找哪种的裙子?
I look at her in shock!!
I was thinking what the.. She is only aged 5-6z
So I replied : emm, 那你们有斜肩的晚装吗?
She asked : 什么是晚装?
I was like... LOL
I said : 裙子
She said : 什么是斜肩?
I said : 一个有袖一个没有袖的
She said : 等一下我叫我的妈妈回来
I was like LOL then what for you asking me since u don't know and u need to call your mom..
I wanted to laugh but have to hold.

Then after a while, before her mom is back, there's a Indian lady wants to do nails.
And that Indian lady asked me : do you do nails? How much?
I was like what the hell.. Damn! Do I look like a worker here?
I said : emm I don't know. That little girl mom haven't come back.
She said ; I just wanna do nails for tonight dinner so can you do it for me this afternoon.
I said : sorry I don't work here. I'm a customer here.
She said : oh really? Then who look after this shop?
I said : the little girl.
She said : WHAT?! that little girl.
I was like..... Speechless at that moment.
( door ringing, the shop owner is back )
And they start talking..
And I continue look at the dress.

After awhile, the Indian lady left and the owner start to look and ask me.
Then the little girl said : 妈那个姐姐要找一个有袖一个没有袖的裙子
The mom was like : huh?! 什么来的
She said : 不知道那个姐姐讲的
I was like LOL then I describe to the aunty and she showed me.
And realize I wear those not nice..
Looks like jungle woman.
So I told the aunty that I need to think about it first.

Then I drive to the house area near tutti fruitti and look at the dress over there.
OMG, I pushed the door open and saw little dress only.
And I was thinking what dress they have.
And I walk near there!
Damn I saw prada, gucci, and Burberry.
I was like how much is this dress cost..
I flipped open the price tag, OMG
It's almost 700 per piece.. And that's the cheapest.
And I pretend to see the dress round and round.
And after that I left.
And the boss very lanci.
Just sit down infront of his Mac computer and ignore me.
Ask his maid to serve me.
Bad service. 狗眼看人低
Never ever go there anymore.

Then I go back to the shops around teatime.
And finally I found parkings.
And I parked and go down and take a look.
And I saw Catherine, Yit Yee, Jo Ann and Yang Ning are looking for clothes too.
And I decided to test one dress and realize...
Not meant for me ):

And I left and go to another shops..
And stories continue at the next post...
Heeeeeee :D

Monday, September 26, 2011

Whispers.

I don't know whether you all see this cartoon before 'I am Weasel'

because since small i watches this cartoon, there's one episode.

AH FORGOT to introduce the character !

the red tiny one - weasel

the grey with red butt - baboon.

Weasel is the clever one, the baboon is the dumb one ofcourse.

There's one episode that they showed that is about.....

one day, the baboon is jealous about the weasel that why he's damn smart,

so one day !

he go find a doctor..

and he kinda kidnapped the weasel and force him into the surgery room.

and you know what happen?!?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the baboon told the doctor can he exchange his brain from weasel to him.

and the doctor said yes ( similar meaning )

and since that day, i thought of changing my brain with geniuses.

for example :

primary : Tan Chwee Yee ( she is the smartest person in kong min, always got NO 1 )

secondary : Yang Ning ( although i not very close with her but i think she's cool but at the same time she is ' hidden tiger hide dragon' xDDD sorry my dad computer cannot type chinese, so i need to translate )

now form 6 : still thought of changing brain with AW ZHEN YE !

MUAHAHAHA

blame that cartoon. inserted a bad and artificial hope for me ):

but still prefer my POWERPUFF GIRLS.

they're awesome !

and most of all the can fly and shoot power. *pew pew pew pew*

and Bubbles is my favourite ! <3

i would like keep everything about bubbles including bags, pencil case xDDD

can you tell how cute is bubbles?!

*heart melted*

ignore my childishness because i'm too stress recently xDD

Now, it's after my trial exam.

i seems kinda like take a rest for a while.

BUT not too long because need to boost up for the REAL STPM.

*deng deng deng deng*

*thunder* *lightning*

NOVEMBER.

month of entering the path of dungeon.

still have to prepare.

HAHAHAHA

today very funny thing happened.

we're like discussing what should we do on graduation night held on october the 7th.

and we plan to push our class ah yong 'handsome'

to become best dress.

so we planned many stuff for him.

During the 2 periods of MUET, we were just talking about what should we wear and do to make him the best.

HAHAHAHA

well, firstly, we gonna bring him to a good saloon to cut his bushy hair.

and we even cheat him that we gonna pull his two small mustache that looks like 'shi ye'.

he was crying and shouting to ask us not to pull his mustache !

HAHAHAHA and we planned tomorrow to go east coast mall to get a good clothes for him.

MOST OF ALL.

hiak hiak hiak.

we are going to the saloon to ask for the price for set for the hair and do make up.

and we bringing AH YONG xDDD

we scare that on that day, raining and we need to wear those dinner dress to climb up the stairsssss.

i mean STAIRSSSS.

can you tell how many steps MS garden has?!

from the parking lots..

walk... walk... walk...

climb... climb.. climb...

and walk.. walk...

and CLIMB.. CLIMB..

OMG exhausting man.

we were asking our vietnamese - ah yong to rent a big car to fetch us there..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

well just a suggestion.

every girl should have somebody to fetch her there i guess.

a driver xDDD

or a boyfriend xDD

so she can feel SPECIAL ON THAT DAY.

P/S : SPECIALLLLLL <3

and today baoshian asked us whether we want to go club after the dinner.

and i was thinking : wearing those clothes to club and let people touch?!

and i know my boy won't let me go..

( hor? mr NG and i know he will read it xDDD )

so decided : not to go.

thinking to go mcD eat ice cream *yums* hahahaha.

BUT still hope that day won't rain.

because i don't wanna be ' wet chicken '.

today, we were asking around what are others wearing on that night.

and i heard from ah yong.

our class gods - Swee Yang and Zhen ye is wearing the ALMOST same clothes to the GN.

and ah yong said they both are fighting !

HAHAHAHAHA how funny !?

both were fighting for not who is wearing to the GN.

but both are fighting why he copy him.. HAHAHAHA

and i think both of them very cute.

one day i was driving on the road, i saw both of them seems like fighting along the road back their house !

HAHAHAHA

thought about last year !

i still remember i CHEATED my boy that i'm going to wear pants to the GN night.

and he actually believe.

but somehow, he said he knows im wearing dress to the GN for last year.

well, planning to cheat him this year, BUT FAILED !

because he always ' pour my cold water '.

i hope this year GN will be fun thou.

last year of our uniform days.

we should enjoy the maximum.

and i know OUR PHOTOGRAPHER +1 will take 'MILLIONS' of photos

HAHAHAHA

p/s : the chicken stall near baoshian's house gonna moved thou, quickly go and eat before it ends.

my money in my purse gonna grow wings and fly away.

' i believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky....'

gonna have flies flying out from my purse.

*sigh*

Second breakdown.

Ah! I'm breaking down soon.
I'm so tired of school and homework.
Especially exam is coming soon.
Argh! *stress*

On Friday, I got back my chemistry paper.
I look at it, I was thinking damn shit !
What the hell?!
Urghhhhh need to like calm down but I can't !
I never expect it to be that bad.
Maybe bad but not that bad.
God. Save. Me.
But I think god won't save me anyway.
I wanted to kill myself.

Was thinking am I suitable for science?
Am I?
Kinda regretted to study biology thou.
Is not as easy as form 5.
Boring teacher, but at least she's kind and real.
Although got bit cheong hei.
Besides that, she's a great teacher.
She loves to smile (=
And she is thin *omg*
and slim and not fat at all.
The best part is she listens to student's problems.
Maybe not all but some.
And she's powerful ! *muahaha*
Has the power to change the world - ahh, wonder woman! XD
But besides that, conclusion : her class is boring.
Way boring than puan ma and puan tan's class zZzzzz..

Talk about chemistry.
Is the worst. Part. Of. My. Life.
Is so difficult and I don't know how AW ZHEN YE can read it like a piece of cake while for me study chemistry is like a bed of roses.
Roses are pretty but it poked! Ouch!

Today, when puan lee was asking about and dropping down our chemistry marks.
She called me ONLY.
She said ; Olivia, I need to talk to you.
I was like damn crap! Why she's calling me? And not others?!
Crap!!

Then after a moment asking about chemistry question from ah yong.
我还是硬着头皮的走过去.
I sat down with jine yee.
She started to say ; Olivia. I'm dissapointed with you. Why?
I was like ; *smiling* well, I got read.
She said : I know you got read but not enough. All you'll know is just abit here and a bit there. Not sufficient.
I said : means that we don't understand it completely?
She said : YES! that's what I mean.
I said : well, I know the question. But when I want to answer I don't know what to write on the answer line. It's like blank in my head.
She said : I know you all are panic. But you still have to understand more and more.
I said : *nod* ok I know.
She said : you must ask question. Any question you can ask, come and find me.
I said ; *nod* ok.
Then she started to talk to jine yee.
I was like *nod* almost all the conversation.
She added : Olivia, I know you can study, just not enough. Now you all must do a lot of question to build up your basic.
I was like : OH really?! I can study?! LOL ( in my heart )
But I replied : *nod* oh.

And RECENTLY I FOUND OUT I GOT SERIOUS ALZHEIMER.
For example :
My dirty clothes, I remember that I brought it down to the laundry but my mom called me for not bringing it down.
Damn! I was like I remember I got throw some dirty clothes.

2ndly,
Today I thought I took off my tie.
But he said : why you don't wanna take off your tie?
I was like ; I took it off already ah.
He said ; no.
I looked.
Damn I thought I remember I took it off.

Can you tell how bad is my memory already?!?!
Ah stress.
All I need it is pharmaton 补老多 that doctor gave me to eat because I've old man body.
Gahh.
I need to admit I'm old.
Crap crap!

Will just continue at the next post about the funny stuff and 3rd breakdown.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Ugliest moments.

Today is Saturday and it's a very boring Saturday.
All I did is woke up in d morning and rest. And went out.
The weather is killing me.
I got so angry pissed off and most of all cranky.
Blame on biology - PMS.
I can't control it.

Today is the worst and best day.
For me, I'm stressed this few days.
Trial exam. School. Him. Parents. And i.
I can't cope up with everything.
It's too much for me.
I just wish to throw everything down without thinking of it for a moment but can't, how great?!

In school :
There's too many fakers. Always said that they'll fail and didn't really study and giving some bullshit, craps an rubbish from their mouth saying that they will fail, I'm worried etc.
What the fuck?!
Give me a break dude and chicks.
An end result : they got high marks.
Oh congrats to bitches and sohai-s.
Get yourselves a life.
Ever think of what others think or heard that?!
They will feel down. Low self esteem. I don't give a damn shit that u don't study or what-so-ever.
The end result proved it. U studied and stop denying.
It's so annoying sometimes.
2nd type of person :
Complain their result not good enough!
OMG losers
What's wrong with u people?!
Not good enough?!
Is way lots better than me and shut the fuck up.
Annoying people.
Be grateful. And stop complaining.
Get better next time.
Really wanted to give them a big freaking slap on their cock face.
And compare result : "I only get 78 ONLY" "I lower than you 5 marks"
Cock and nigga.
Talking cock man. And try stop to be fake humble.
We know you get good result and stop showing off indirectly.
I don't give a damn shit.

Problems :
Got so frustrated with people sometimes.
Thousands and thousands of people outside that I might not know has different attitude.
God. Save. Me.
I don't wanna live in this scary world anymore.
Homo sapiens is the scariest animal.
Violent. Vicious. Evil.
Less is good. So, having less fake friends is way better.
Parents is my best friend, everyone in this world will cheat you including your best friend and your boyfriend, but only Mom and Dad will protect u till the very most - quotes from my dad xD
Mr Chu philosophy.
He's right sometimes.
But most of the time he's a freak.
I hate him.

Interesting story!
One day there was a girl talking to another girl.
A - tall girl
B - short girl.
When B got to school and they sat down and complains about something happens on B girl.
They were talking about cars.
How interesting.
They were talking about how people driving their car and blocking road etc and driving TOO FAST LIKE A BULL.
( capitalize - main point ) then the A girl complain that there's a car parking at the wrong side of the road and it's her wrong and etc bla.
And main point is ..........
She said ; I DON'T KNOW HOW THE GIRL GET HER LICENSE, SHE IS DRIVING SO FAST AND PARK AT THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD.
DONT KNOW WHO GAVE HER THE LICENSE TO PASS ( similar meaning )

And there is me xD
HEARD the sentences N started to feel funny and wanted to laugh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She saying herself! Omg, I can't stop laughing.
But look at yourselves before compare with others because u're just the same.
This story happened not long ago. In some where we learn xDD
Just feel like sharing it out.

People always talks about others but never look at themselves.
Gosh, Maybe I'm too! *or not* xD

Will continue more moments next time.
Ugliest and precious moments.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Study. Exam. Fail.

Ah! Exam is suffering man.
How I wish im genius.
Well, didn't really spend a lot of time studying thou.
I can predict my future and result will be sucking.

Never thought will get good result.
Although I always say fail never mind,
But I can felt the bad thing would happen.
Always advice people that never give up, but I'd already give up.

But after for his support ad advice, started to push myself to study but still study mood is on and off - unstable.
But I starting to put more and more efforts to prepare for the STPM exam.
Although it's kinda late but it's not late yet. If I could just spend more time on works, I might hit it.

And most of all : JOGGING.
I need to get some jog !
My brain starting to mulfunction and rusting.
Should started to get pushing up my brain cells to start memorizing biology facts and nature.
Chemistry : yeah, reaction. Benzene, carboxylic acid gosh. Those reaction is getting on my damn nerves.
PA : started to learn, how late this could be. Oh thanks to bloody mr Ismail. I wish he would like drop all his hair and big fat ass and big stomach looks like an ugly old man. His laughter and smile is UGLY. would slap him in his face hope his face become more flatter than my house flat screen.
Math : f(x) gosh. It's all about exercise. Oh well, I think that's all.
Need to work hard !

Everyone work hard ! To built our bright future !
加油 !
Like genga always said ; everyone of you has the potential.
HAHAHA !