Sunday, May 20, 2012

home sweet home

for the past few days, i was at college at PJ listening to some lecturer coaching class.
it was so boring, i would faint.
somehow feel like school life is much more better than college life.
people in college are most probably rich people and speaking pure english.
and the lecturer speak like bullet train.
people can leave however they want in class, not attending classes, listening to ipod in class, playing games in class..
yeah, its totally different kind of lifestyle.

most of all, thing around there is super expensive.
especially food.
just a small fried rice with few vegetables cost RM 6.
it's killing.
and some even late for class and teaching didn't even say a thing.
basically teacher won't even bother to care.

on saturday class, it was math class.
omggg, math is the most boring class ever.
the lecturer is from arab, and speak arabian slang.
it's hard to catch up.
but most of the math had learn during f6 so i know the basics.
she doesn't even know a single word of BM.

how ever, in the class..
met few girls and boys..
some from malacca, penang and ipoh..
there's a boy looks like jia wang A LOT.
they're like twins.
he sleeps like him, talks like him and even looks almost like him.
i don't know his name actually.. i know his surname is ONG.
and i feel super bad for snatching his seat on the second day.
sorry jiawang :(

there's few cute guys in the class too.
and one guys with white hair xD
makes me think of keehan.
but he got pointer 3.8 in STPM.
no wonder his hair turns white.
xDDD

leaving house and staying outside is something very different.
i miss my home when i'm there.
food, TV, unlimited supply of wifi internet, car.
but have to get used to it soon.

2nd day :
it was chemistry.
oh god damn, the lecturer is an indian.
and his chest hair is abundant, so annoying.
and he's addicted explaining chemistry.
talked about boyle's law etc etc etc and suddenly change the topics to physics.
OH NO.
it was extremely BORING.
i should stop talking about him.
so i decided to skip the class and called my cousin to fetch me to sunway pyramid !
wahahaha :D

he came and yeah, sunway and skipped the boring chemistry class.
it's kinda hard to find parking at sunway especially on sunday.
but we managed to find.
we chat and talk about his trip to JAPAN & he went there for 3 weeks.
i hate him so much.
and he bought nothing for me.
how pathetic -.-
but at least he treat me sushi.
* he better be *

there's some funny stuff happened.
we walked into the sushi restaurant,
the waiter asked : are you both couple? we having this promotion that couple could get a couple key chain some freaking stuff.
i was like WTH, DO WE LOOK LIKE COUPLE TO YOU?!
# FYI : my cousin almost 40 years old.
i said : NO *annoyed*
she said : okay it's okay, you still can get a couple key chain when u eat RM 100 above.
i said : okayyyy.. *annoyed*
walked into the restaurant..
my cousin told me : hey, u eat more okay?
i was like weird, i asked him back : why?????
he said : so we can get the key chain..
i said : omg, u seriously gonna get the couple key chain? i'm not going to use couple key chain with u okay?
he said : aiya, both i take lorh.
i said : omg how not gentleman are u.
he said : why?
i said : you should give me both so i could give it to my boyfriend and he will be couple with me.
he said : pfft, i'm paying for this lunch.
i said : SINCE you're paying, then nevermind then. you could take the key chain xDDD

2nd funny stuff happened.
i walked into a boutique shop at sunway and trying to look for dress.
before walking in..
i told my cousin : u want wait me outside or inside?
he said : follow you in la.
i said : omgggg, my old cousin is following me to look for dresses.
he said : cannot meh?
i said : can can can *annoyed*  you know what is FASHION?
he said : i don't know..
i said : what for u following me?!
he said : i can take a look mar, update my fashion sense.
#FYI : he wear like ah pek that day.
i said : okay okay okay.. u just look the clothes then.
so i walked in.. picking up few clothes and the shopkeeper came..
and my cousin was standing behind me..
so i asked : this dress nice anot?
he said : this ah... okay lorhhhhh..
i said : serious!
he said : quite pretty lorh, on you i don't know pretty anot.
i give him this annoyed look again !
and the shopkeeper saying something..
shopkeeper said : you should try this on, your boyfriend can give u some comments or opinion.. he thinks will be pretty on you.
i was like WTH again.
i said : he's not my boyfriend * annoyed *
shopkeeper said : oh, it he your father?
i said : NO.
shopkeeper said : oh, do u want to try this?
i said : do you have size 2? i can't fit size 6.
shopkeeper said : no, sorry, we don't have.
i said : okay then...
dissapointing walked away.

when i got out the shop, my cousin sitting at the bench there playing his phone.
i walked near him.
i said : seriously, izzit every guy so boring sitting at the bench looking at the phone?
he said : i got important thing to do mar, not like you, do nothing and shopping only.
i give him the ANNOYED look again.
he said : you finish shopping already? the clothes not suit you meh?
i said : suit is suit, but no size.
he burst into laughter.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
my looks : -.-
i said : what so funny?!
he said : you also have no size de meh?
i said : -.- cannot de meh? too thin mar.
he said : hahaha then eat more lorh, your boyfriend didn't feed you meh?
i said : he no time feed me.. you also thin like batang lorh, you buy clothes got size meh?
he said : guys different mar, wear bigger size maybe looks a bit bigger.
i said : -.- you sure?
he said : yes lar.
i said : okay okay okay, you win.

3rd funny stuff.
i asked : what u do at home just now?
he said : lap lantai lar.
LMAO
i said : lap lantai? hahahahaha can't believe u know how to lap lantai!
he said : no maid mar, have to lap myself. 3 weeks didn't lap lantai.
i said : 3 weeks?! what you do at home 3 weeks didn't lap lantai? dead?
he said : i went japan mar, u last minute call me, i just throw the lap on the floor and come out to fetch you. i have't lap finish..
i said : hahahahaha so sad.
he said : still laugh. if not because of u, i already lap finish my lantai already..
i said : don't like that, we're cousin mar.. should take care of me.
he said : pfft, you so old already should take care of yourselves.. you know how to lap lantai?
i said : no lar, but i plan already, when u got old, or got fired by people, no job, u can come my house lap lantai !
he said : terrible lar you, what cousin are you?
hahahahahahaha :D

basically it was weird to go out with my cousin.
but he's nice (:

basically that's all i guess.
(:

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